Blog — Zwift Climbing Notes & Updates

Notes, write-ups and the occasional confession from a man who climbs the same fake mountain far too often. New posts land here as they're written.

This is where the longer, ramblier stuff will live — ride write-ups, the odd training experiment, and whatever I learn the hard way on the 21 hairpins. Nothing here yet, because I've been too busy actually climbing the thing to write about climbing the thing.

Nothing to read just yet

No posts so far — an honest empty page is better than padding it out with filler nobody asked for. When the first one lands, it'll turn up here.

In the meantime, the useful stuff already exists. The complete guide covers the route, your likely time and how to pace it, and the time calculator will tell you, with its usual lack of tact, exactly how long your next ascent is going to take. Go and get insulted by it; I'll have words on this page eventually.